What DEW you know?

My mind works like a 4th graders. I can't help but get amusement out of our title for our Science Fair Project. Science Fair Project? Aren't you in college, you ask.... Why, yes I am... but I'm learnin' to be a teacher! No need for REAL science! haha I feel kind of bad, because we made up a lot of our experiment, but that is ONLY because we tried THREE different ones and they just wouldn't work! We are scientifically challenged.